YUK!

No, not 'yuk' as in laugh, 'yuk' as in sick.

I was able to stick it out through the first episode of "Fly Girls" because I could switch back and forth to PBS to stay anchored to real reality.

As far as I can tell, this 'reality show' stretches the definition of 'real' beyond belief. This is not a show about airlines or flight attendants in the real world.

And although I shouldn't dignify its existence by pointing out the absurdity of the beach-front 'crash pad' these women live in, I guess I just can't resist bringing it to your attention.

Now if you want a soap opera about flight crews, you may find that Virgin Atlantic can't hold a candle to USAir!

And the USAir soap opera is real. Really.